Great News Everyone! Apparently God can do anything! I never knew.
And here I was thinking that God was powerless to prevent
- natural disasters
- cruelty
- suffering
- war
- aids
- poverty
- Pandemics
- strife
- famine
- disease
- douchebags
- headaches
etc. But I guess I was wrong this whole time. Thake THAT, Epicurus!
Then again, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is similarly capable of the same things. So it seems that the FSM is the one true god. Praise His noodly appendage!
