Friday, February 18, 2011

Can He?

Great News Everyone! Apparently God can do anything! I never knew.
And here I was thinking that God was powerless to prevent
  • natural disasters
  • cruelty
  • suffering
  • war
  • aids
  • poverty
  • Pandemics
  • strife
  • famine
  • disease
  • douchebags
  • headaches
etc. But I guess I was wrong this whole time. Thake THAT, Epicurus!

Then again, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is similarly capable of the same things. So it seems that the FSM is the one true god. Praise His noodly appendage!


  1. God can prevent those things...He just doesn't...Want to... -.-

  2. yeah hes got no time for the "small stuff" come on.

  3. I'm reminded of the argument "God works in mysterious ways".

  4. Eh, I dunno. I mean, I dunno why there are people who believe in god and shit in this day and age. I just can't understand their system of thought to sufficiently understand why they haven't been even slightly inquisitive about the world around them. Like, god made the Earth in seven days, but it took him like several thousand years to make cell phone towers, mass transit systems, and pills. Like, what?

    I dunno, I mean it seems kinda moot. And mundane. Religion, that is. If you're going to be all religious and shit, it's likely that you're going to stay that way until something happens to wake you out of it. If you're not, then vice versa can apply.

    I dunno where I was going with this. Oh, yeah. Like, science is fucking awesome. And I feel bad for the people who don't believe that other people are awesome enough to have the vision and drive to actually do some of the badass things we have today. It's like they can't believe that a person could harness electricity. Or develop medicine. Or design computing machines. Or huge networks of those machines. Or [insert anything here].

    But hey. If you do believe in a god, or gods, then be creative. Make Pan your god or something.

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  5. p.s.: someone should make a sign saying "You are" and paste it over the "nothing's" in the billboard. :D